Friday Night in Rye

by Pauliolio

granny comes for christmas dinner

papa he comes too

to sample daddys apple crumble

mummys irish stew

and then we watch the television

a few good swallies each

daddy fills the tumblers

while the queen attempts a speech

fools and horses fill the room

and while she says goodbye

a hundred thousand people singing

"fields of athenrye"

10 oclock we,re off to bed

feeling less than keen

waving celtic flags and banners

singing "fuck the queen"

merry xmas xxxxxx

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