Twas a beautiful day in knocknatay
on the day of the village fair
with all the usual pomp and fuss
cos the mayor and his wife were there.
To announce to all to join in the fun
as soon as the fair begins
the mayor in his ceremonial chains
his wife sat swallowing gins.
As he milked the applause,he went pale because
as he looked along to his right
then his face went red,as his loving wife said
"your speech was absolute shite".
He could hardly contain or hide his disdain
by now he was purple with rage
as his wife got up for one final sup
and fell on her arse from the stage.
She staggered around and fell to the ground
no one knew quite what to do
in the daffodil bed with her lovely legs spread
and her pink frilly knickers on view.
He said "oh not again" as he counted to ten
attempting to keep some composure
but the whole village sang and the steeple bells rang
to herald the recent exposure.
As the sun had gone down all over the town
the men talked of mayors wives and drink
the ladies agreed and had to concede
she looked very pretty in pink.