Imagine your about to enter hell .
Hell is a place , where you arrive at the entrance and IMMEDITALEY want to go back to where you came from !
What they didn't tell you, was that the gate keeper is dressed in a black sweater and has no legs !
He looks bored and would rather be somewhere else .
He decides who comes in and who doesn't .
I HOPE he doesn't recognise me and will turn me away !
NO CHANCE !
I enter the land of the dead and have to sign my life away on a piece of paper .
I follow my fellow unfortunate mortals and sit down with Satan .
Satan is a she you know !
Dressed in a white long sleeve button shirt , black trousers and around her neck is a necklace , made of eye balls .
By now , I am officially a slave and wonder what did I do wrong ? and why did I end up here ?
Satan is actually an alien. Who speaks in a language that no one understands .
She talks about data entry and percentages .
The zombies around me nod along and agree .
We wear black chains around our hands and feet .
Then we march over and place ourselves behind oddly white shaped ,
boxed cells .
I have to sit in front of a contraption that fries my brain .
A brain washing device is placed over my head .
There are voices of all sorts , entering my ears .
The torture is by now . Well , how can I put this ?
EXCRUTIATINGLY PAINFULL !
I am hearing beeps , wrong numbers , machines and old living mortals who shout at me !
A light from above flickers .
Our chains brake free .
I AM FREE !
Until the next day .....
The end .