cows with big rear ends
stepping in cow pies
the smell burns my eyes
cows doing the Two Step
doing the Charleston
one did a Boogie-Woogie
as a lamb kept time
rubbing off his mahogany spots
this time
and it was time for the AA meeting
cows sitting at Alcoholics Anonymous meetings
drinking pure white milk
some drank chocolate
"I am an alcoholic" said Fred the cow
"I am one too" said Lady, the cow
and they cried in their milk
because they cannot remember much
of a night of drinking milk
I am going insane, said Elsie
and Milky the Clown carted them all off
to the Funny Farm