Cows on the Funny Farm

by Kevin Rottweiler

cows with big rear ends

stepping in cow pies

the smell burns my eyes

cows doing the Two Step

doing the Charleston

one did a Boogie-Woogie

as a lamb kept time

rubbing off his mahogany spots

this time

and it was time for the AA meeting

cows sitting at Alcoholics Anonymous meetings

drinking pure white milk

some drank chocolate

"I am an alcoholic" said Fred the cow

"I am one too" said Lady, the cow

and they cried in their milk

because they cannot remember much

of a night of drinking milk

I am going insane, said Elsie

and Milky the Clown carted them all off

to the Funny Farm

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