Red Alligators

by Kevin Rottweiler

The red alligator was hungry and stopped at McDonald's, pushing his red snout outside the car, "That will be 666 Big Macs," declared the alligator. But a cashier asked, "Is not that the Devil's number?" And the greedy alligator grinned and asked that the order be placed. And so, the 666 Big Macs were pounded out and shipped to the counter into the bags.

There inside the pink Cadillac, the red alligator and his master (Moses the lizard), ate the tasty burgers. Both were as happy as doves. "Well, we didn't have to eat anything living today," the alligator grinned.

And off to an ice cream parlor they went, to find some pink pecan ice cream.

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