We have a new "second hand" car
Lady Astra is her name
I'm afraid "the Beast" just had to go
It's such a crying shame
Her ladyship is silver
An estate is her make
It's surprising just how big she is
And some filling she does take
I don't mind putting diesel in
Although she does like a drink
I mean all of Philips stuff
Where to put it all I have to think
Lady has a very large backend
I mean where the boot should be
Tubas, trombones and cornets too
There's tons of room for me
My doggies also like the car
Because now they get to ride
Off to Ogmore and Llantwit beach
To play amidst the tides
The new car is to me really posh
But not "too posh" for me to use
She's definitely a special car
That my heart with pride is sufficed
June 2004 Sally Ann Loveday