Wtf Is Wrong With Israel?

by Advencher Wynn

I heard Jews don't eat pork? They sure do gut children like pigs. Some of you are about level with Hitler at this point in my book and I'm not the only one that sees that now. After all this maybe the biggest difference in all the religions is the Muslims have the decency to wait until death to wreck virgins. A list of humanities crimes may begin with the expulsion of the Hebrews from Judea but the list ends with them returning. Eternal shame on Israel.

I've been studying on Israel for awhile now. To those of you who haven't I have the perfect analogy. To those of you who have welcome back. Imagine your family, say the Smiths, of wholesome Caucasian stock...move from Boston to wherever. Eventually the cops stop looking for you or whatever so you can move back and all the friends you made in Miami go "Ah look at the Bostonians now!" So It catchs on everybody calls your whole family Bostonians fa years! Ok. And like anyone, some people are like "Fuck those Bostonians!" and, "They can SUCK a wicked pissa." Things like this. Like behind your back mostly but they do. This hurts we know.

Then as more time passes no one cares and you all move away for whatever the reason. Years pass and the smiths cover the globe like fucking ants. So many years pass that Boston is renamed. More years pass and the smiths all want a family reunion so they pick whatever the fuck Boston became. So anyway they all meet up for a once in a lifetime BBQ and they just never fucking leave! but now all these Smiths have lost their goddamn minds it seems and start murdering all the other Bostonians who used to talk shit! But not even the same people...those people's children's children right? I mean staving babies to death! Biblical shit we all thought we were passed right? From here it just gets out of hand to the point even many less callous Smiths start objecting. But when their neighbors the Cantabrigians object, the Smiths by divine right are forced to murder them too. After that they rename it Bastan..and some "been dod" yells, "It ain't even the same fooking name you asshole!!" That's the entire history of the Jews in a nutshell.


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