granny comes for christmas dinner
papa he comes too
to sample daddys apple crumble
mummys irish stew
and then we watch the television
a few good swallies each
daddy fills the tumblers
while the queen attempts a speech
fools and horses fill the room
and while she says goodbye
a hundred thousand people singing
"fields of athenrye"
10 oclock we,re off to bed
feeling less than keen
waving celtic flags and banners
singing "fuck the queen"
merry xmas xxxxxx