Excerpts From Obama

by Mark Wynn

DUMP! TRUMP!

DUMP! TRUMP!

DUMP! TRUMP!

(Best read in Obama's voice)

Let's dump Trump... yes! of course! But let us not dump ON Trump.

Do not crawl into the toilet with Trump's mind.

Don't be like Trump.

Don't do like... he does to everyone he disagrees with.

Don't give in to ignorant tongue lashings from the toilet.

Stay above it and let the golden shower of righteous truth rain down upon his head.

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