A little black dog in her prime
We let her know we love her all the time
But every day after we eat
She always longs for that extra tasty treat
She spots the cat walking back with style
It's then that you see the little black dog smile!
In a covert move she starts to creep
But looking closely she really wants to leap
Feeling excited enough to jump through a hoop
She is more than ready to devour some poop
I don't know why she chooses shit
Maybe like a baby drawn to a mommy's tit
If that is true then get a cat
Keeps a little black dog happy and you from picking up shat